Hey gang! Welcome to my official blog site! Is this just too cool or what? About time I entered the 21st century, I guess. One can hardly live in the 50s forever, no matter how appealing it might be. Anyway, to elaborate on my profile and by way of introduction...


I used to be a showgirl at Slotnik's Follies, but I got pretty sick and tired of shedding my clothes twice a day, four times on weekends for matinees. So I followed up on an ad I saw on a matchbook cover and sent in my twenty bucks for the Hawkshaw Course on Detection. It was the best twenty bucks I ever spent, too! In no time at all, I had my license and was in business for myself!

I was pretty damn proud of myself, too, since my dad was a cop---the best the city ever had. But he'd died a few years after my mom (who perished in a freak donut accident) and I had to fend for myself. He wouldn't have much liked what I had to do to get by, so I was glad to finally get out of the Follies and into a line my dad would've approved of, I think.